Potato Lovveee!!

Sometimes i surprise myself when i come up with something cool to say to people and that makes them happy.. Recently my BFF/apya/favorite person in the whole world was sad cz she thought she was too old now (she is just 24 =p), what went worse was when her brother came up with her age via some quiz... We were talking on texts...

Apya: Im too old..

Me: Oh God apya not again..!

Apya: Mj(bro) calculated my age.. my real age is 683 years!

Me: *faints* *dies* *decomposed* *extinct*

Me:

*my cool thing to say*

*drum roll*

Apya as long as you love Aaallooo (potatoes) you are not older than a toddler!

Apya: =)

Bored?... Try these!!

So this friend of mine told me im bored and idle nowadays and i have almost nothing to do.. can you help me??

Me *the ever happy to help* said yes!! and immediately told him to get rid of his house maid and get plenty of things to do! *genius* =D

I can soo relate with people who are bored cz i usually go through the same thing and its sooo frustating! I always ask people desperately WHAT SHOULD I DO?? and i alwaysss get the same answers.. Read a book, Cook something, Dust the house, Clean your bedroom... And all i can say to that is BORRRRIINNGGGG!!!!

So here are some ideas i came with for people who are fortunate that they dont have their exams right now like me!! *sulk*

1. mimic someone next to you.

yes do that, mimic every thing and every little thing they do, shift on sofa, copy the way the take their hands through their hair or even if they pick their nose.. =p and when they notice and say what are you doing, repeat that too! =p

2. SuperMarket Fun.

Okay this is to do if you are very bored and idle, go to a supermarket, dont take your wallet, yes DONT.. take a trolley and start filling it with all the stuff you always wanted to get but your parents thought they were a waste of money, put in all the expensive chocolates, the gadgets, the nice nice stuff toys and everything others are putting in their trolleys.. dont hesitate to steal from others trolleys when they are not looking! =p have funnn down all the aisles, now head to the payment counter... when the receipt is made, and the amount is HUGE! pretend thats not much, then look to right, look to the left, take your empty wallet out and SCREAM!!! "OH MY GOD HAVE BEEN MUGGED!!" and take your leave.. =p

3. Summer Rain.

Yes!!! dont we all love rain!! enjoy the rain... ok i know you are asking where is it raining? now now, ill tell you.. if you a religious person then sit and pray for rain... and when you get tired GET UP and take the matter in your own hands! yesss!! im serious all you need is a tea stainer...

well not this small.. a huge one!! and make a setting some thing like this...

And then bully your siblings to throw water from a garden pipe through that stainer with a great pressure! and stand against it and have the time of your life!! go lalala veeee!! sing dance whatever you think! =)

4. Take Dance Lessons.

Okay now this is my favorite... take dance lessons and no no no NOT WALTZ WARTS! NOT TANGO MANGO NOT KATHAK MATHAK!!! you neeeeed to learn BHANGRA!!! Its the most amazing dance evaaaa!! and with a great advantage... It will help you loose weight!! =D *knows many people agree with me at this.. genius like i said* =p

5. Internship.

Yes i have an excellent idea for a part time summer job... get yourself and ice cream cycle and start selling ice creams to some adjacent neighbourhood! =) And now again, enjoy the perks.. Have as many ice creams as you want too! All you need is to bully *God im turning mean* the buyers on getting two... and then say... "one for you!! and one for me!!" Yayie! And when they run off to get their parents... fleeee!! (thats exactly why i said adjacent, so that no one knows you... *smart*) =p

6. Dye your hair.

And that too with all the colors of the rainbow... and dont think of getting a wig =p and then try getting a job in the circus... =p

7. FOLLOW MY BLOG!!

okay now i thankGOD that shameless advertisement of ones blog aint banned or anything... so yeah rite! follow my blog, promote it, love it, comment on it! Not cz you are bored bt cz it will make me happy!! =)

Well thats for now... i hope you will like my ideas... and find them new and interesting and try them too!! Tell me what ya think!!

Until next time!

Toodles!

Random post by a Random Meeee!!! =p

The word 'random' describes me really nice.. i am random.. a complete mood recipe i am.. i can be happy sad depressed tensed tearful jumping dancing you name it... all these at the same time... if i am happy about a topic i covered, ill be sad and tensed about the topics remaining, if im tired and depressed and you play me a song and urge me to cheer up, DONT be surprised cz ill jump up and start dancing and laughing.. every one has a kinds of souls and my happy soul is usually dominant over the other moods... but that doesnt mean that im not serious and stupid.. =p

Anyways let me tell you nine really random things about me.. something i have to think and dig out of me... something you can only find out if you are real good friends with me or.. i just tell you like now... =p

Incase you are wondering why nine, well i came up with just these when i sat to write this post..

1. i can never grow my nails.

Girls are usually so good at it, and i admire beautifully done long nails, not the creepy long ones.. the nice long ones.. but i cant, im a nail biter, (not a nail eater mind it)..

2. i look good with and without my glasses.

*show off*

3. i judge people by looking at the kind of shoes they wear.

and clean feet count.. =p

4. i cant watch horror movies.

yeah im a weak hearted person, cant watch them even during the day!

5. I can watch scary bloody surgerys.

well thats why im becoming a doc.

6. If i am very happy, my hands tremble.

i dont know why, happy times make me shaky and clumsy!

7. I get physcogenic diarrhea when planning surprise partys.

Trust me i am an excellent party planner, but as the time tocks near you will find me more and more in the bathroom. =p

8. i know karate.

yes i learnt it in my childhood, im a green belt.. but i dont remember anything about it expect some moves.. but i still say that i know it.. (p.s i got 99/100 the highest in class in the first karate exam, the master told us that i deducted one mark just cz i was short..=p)

9. i like washing dishes.

hehehe.. i just love the sponges and liquid soaps, their clean smell and the colors, yellow blue and orange.

Well thats it, my nine... tell me yours and tell me if any of your's match with mine (i doubt they will =p)

Yayie! Tagged!! =)

It feels like filling a slam book all over again... God i was so crazy about them during the school time... I always thought i would read them when i grow up.. but NOT... i haven't ever since =p they are still there, lying among piles of old books =p.. anyway lets start with this one... Oh and Sanaaaa thankiesss!!

1. Food - Achar Gosht.. Biryani.. French fries!!! and yeah my precious treasure of chocolates!

2. Colour - Blueeeee!!!

This shade of blue the most!! =)

3. Animal - Fish.. Kittens and Baby Pigeons!

4. Sports Team - Mclaren Mercedes <3 (love you hami), Team Pakistan!

5. Dessert - *mouth waters* brownie ala mode!!

6. Artist/Singer/Band - Avril Lavigne, Enrique, Pitbull, Taylor Swift, Daughtry, Linkin Park!

7. Pair of Shoes - Stilletos and tradional kaula poris! =)

8. Outfit - Kurtas with chori daar pajamas!

9. Skinny Jeans - Naahhh!!! *my thighs need to breathe* =p

10. Brand - Khaadi, Funkasia, the body shop!

11. Perfume - Makes me sneeze... =s *aaachhooooo* the smell of new clothes!! =p

12. Accessory - A hot shiny bag or clutch! *sexyyy*

NOW CHECK THIS OUT!! =p

13. City - Karaachiiii!!!

14. Hobby - Dancingg!! Talking without full stop or commas! Thinking of new dresses!

15. Beauty Product - Kohl!! My blue liner! =D

16. Snack - Slims, GOL GAPPA!! Gola GAndaaaaaaaaa!!! *no one can eat just one* =p

17. Holiday - Hajj (INSHALLAH).. then Dubai!! *yayie*

18. Movie - Step Up 3!! A walk to remember! Confessions of a Shoppaholic! *i can relate to rebecca bloom you know*

yes yes the happiness!

19. Song - Nowadays its "this girl" by laza morgan.. =D oh and its one of the step up 3 song! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!

20. Guilty Pleasure - 2 actually!

Dancing when home alone.. and reading some specific scene in my favorite romantic novels again and again! =p

Now who should i tag?? =S ill cee! =)

*dances* lalalala!!

Corals Stupid Mind... a true story..

So i was thinking that sometimes you loose control of your mind and it seems to roam out and about in the autopilot gear.. then it takes you to places you have never been before our makes you think things you havent thought of before... sometimes the things are nice and thoughful and sensible but at other times they are way random and lame =p.

well thats what my mind did to me a while back and i started thinking about the shapes we used to draw in kindergarden..

Corals mind: STUPID GIRL! im exhausted... please close this pharma book!

Coral: no no please, i have to finish this as soon as possible.. please lets study!

Corals mind: NOOOO!! you stupid, once a semester nerdy girl! QUIT!!

Coral: *begging* please just one chapter..

Corals mind: NOOOO!!

Coral: *begging* okay please then one more page!

Corals mind: NOOOO!!! QUIT QUIT QUIT!!

Coral: *tries to concentrate on drugs, but suddenly sits back and relaxes, wonders what is

happening*

Corals mind: *takes the autopilot gear* Buhahaha!! thats what i do when you dont listen to me! *shows out his tongue aka cerebellum* =p

Coral: *helpless*

Corals mind: *makes coral draw different shapes she learnt in kindergarden*

Coral: hmmm... triangle... square... rectangle... (WTF am i drawing these for!!)... semi circle... circle... *stops*

Corals mind: I think circle is your favorite shape.

Coral: Circle is my favorite shape... (WTH is with me??)

Corals mind: Yes coral, circle IS your favorite shape..

Coral: WHY??

Corals mind: There might just me plently of reasons dear coral.. Think of some yourself...

Coral: hmmm..(Stupid mind making me think stupid things).. well i dont know... you tell me if you are so smart!

Corals mind: AHH.. WHEN WILL YOU START USING ME YOU STUPID GIRL?? *shows off its intellectualism* start with the obvious... It because... C for circle and C for coral!!

Coral: WHAT??! *dramatic shock though not that surprised by minds lameness*

Corals mind: Duhhh!! And lets think more... umm.. you like it cz its round and doesnt have sides.. you dont like multi sided people do you?

Coral: well yeah... but i like straight people..

Corals mind: ThankGod you cleared that up =p

Coral: no no no i mean i like people who are straight forward, no dual types you know...

Corals mind: Yes yes thats why its a circle... no sides you see..

Coral: And i might just like the way its going around, keeping to itself...

Corals mind: Yeaa, minding its own buisness.. *happy cz coral is finally out of pharma's spell* And you see, its kinds unique from all other shapes too..

Coral: Yeaa.. I like unique...

Corals mind: And it makes up such nice things around you...

Coral: Sun.. Stars from distance.. Even the flowers look the colorful circles to me.. well if i dont wear my glasses.. hehehe...

Corals mind: Feels good right...

Corals: Oh and these pie charts in this book are also circles...

Corals mind: *CRAP SHIT CRAP NOT THE PHARMA BOOK AGAIN*

Coral: *slightly broken from the lame 'circle' of thoughts* oh.. the pharma book!! You stupid mind of mine!! You made me waste so much time of mine! You *&$#*!!

Corals mind: *sad*

Coral: Now im gonna study this chapter and please let me do it now.. dont you dare drag me again to these weird thoughts of yours...

Corals mind: Well okay... It was fun though..

Coral: HMPH!!

*coral and corals mind start studying*

*after some time*

Coral: hey mind!?

Corals mind: yeah?

Coral: I love you my lame brain.. =p

Corals mind: *smiles and helps coral learn antimicrobial therapy*

NEXT DAY:

Coral texts Rindy: I think my favorite shape is circle!

Rindy: *takes off her eyes from the forensic book to see the text* ooo! circle... why?

Rindy's mind: I wonder what your favorite shape is?

RIndy: NOO!! i have to study right now!!

*Rindy's mind shifts to the autopilot gear*

Here we go again... =p =p

Crush or more..

Seeing him, gave me a start..

La la la went my heart..

Where ever he went,

Went my gaze..

Stalker i became..

I did my chase.

Placing my feet on his footprints on shore,

Hearing his voice, and wanting more..

To get a bit of him,

I sat on his places..

Tangled my heart..

Like shoe laces..

He was as if a highlighter..

Among the crowd..

A whole lot brighter..

Looked blue, when i was blue..

All i wanted..

Was to give him a clue..

That my heart skipped beats,

With his nearing feet..

That my cheeks went red,

With the funny things he said,

That my heart grew cold..

With the sad secrets he told..

That his smile took me high...

Gave my tummy a butterfly..

That his gaze made me fumble..

He was the sweetest cookie crumble..

And poor me is in a jumble..

But,

If its a crush or more,

its too soon to say..

but moments of togetherness,

is for what i wish

And pray!

Its all good!! =D

WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY TEAM!!!