Last Rant at 20! =p

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Okay… here are two things I love and hate the most in a year!

Birthday I LOVE!

And Exams I HATE!

I know all of you are nodding your heads with me and saying TRUE THAT!

But you what I hate the MOST? It’s when they land next to each other and all your dreams of a surprise birthday parties and cakes and sweet presents are killed under the weight of books… =( This year it was looking as though this will happen when my stupid university’s exam department released a news that they were preponing our papers by 3 WEEKS!! =O

I was shattered when I heard that… I have been waiting for this birthday so much, because my last two bdays came in Ramazan and I had to fast during the day and since my dad doesn’t approve of going out to eat during the month b’cuz of Taraveh… It was never the fun I always wanted. Even in university my friends couldn’t get me a cake or a celebration b’cuz everyone was fasting. Plus last year I got Typhoid and I spent the night vomiting in a bin while my two best friends who came to make me happy watched me go green, 

and that was NOT a good view, trust me! =/

But bottom line: it is not a great feeling to be hungry on your birthday =p

So you see when this announcement came I wasn’t worried much about the study part… which this time is much out of control and all bad… I was basically concerned about my awaited birthday… I know I’m insane but that’s how it is... =p

But then the good news came and… *DRUM ROLL* the date of exams was again switched back to the old one that is 11^th Oct! YAYIE!! And this is all thanks to me and my batch mates prayers we did on 27^th Ramazan night and a whole lot of protest we did at the princi’s office and the angry mails we sent to the Vice chancellor! Cool batch no? =D

So I’m back on bed, ignoring my books and day dreaming about my birthday! Even if there are no surprises or cakes or anything awesomely fun I’ll be happy with the part that I will not be studying and will not be hungry when I turn 21! Yay! =)

Oh and if you are wondering… my birthday is on September 6^{th(tomorrow yesss!)} ! And that’s Pakistan’s Defense Day! So still I can’t keep my hopes very high, for it might be a public holiday! =p *hopes not*   

And finally I’ll wish my some awesome fellow Virgos who have had their hungry birthdays this time round!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! REEBIE!! =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! PENTA FOUR aka JAYLA!! =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! HAFI!! =)

I wish you all the happiest life and health and fast-free birthdays next year! Ameen! 

*wish wish* =p

Eid Ati Hai Atak Atak kay!!

Hey so finally the day we all await so much is heerreee!!!! and though its sad that Ramazan went away so fast, its always lovely to celebrate Eid!

So to all my blogspotters friends!!

No matter how old we get, this occasion we will cherish everytime! And its alwayss fun... the shopping, the final sehri, the final sound of siren, the late night yummy aroma of sheer khurma diffused around the place, the last day mehendi, the bangles and not to forget the early morning calls of our dear mothers to wake up way early again but this time not for sehri but to help her clean the house! =p

Its funny that now as i sit and i write this, i kinda remember those lame funny jokes we used to write in our eid cards.. remember this one?

Eid aati hai atak atak kay... Sana chalti hai matak matak kay! =p

and

Door say dekha tou anday ubal rahay thay.. Pass jakay dekha tou ganjay uchal rahay thay! =p

and 

Door say dekha tou zulfen lehra rahi then.. Pass jakay dekha tou gaye dum hila rahi thi! =p

and

Dabbay men dabba.. Dabbay men cake.. Mera dost, lakhun men aik! =p

And I can never forget those crazy monkey eid cards... the ones our brothers usually gave to friends.. they were just hilarious! I just googled one for you!

Buahaha!! =p

Good old times huh?

Well lets just hope this Eid along with all the joys and happiness and health also brings peace to country and some sense into our "so called" leaders!

Toodles!

Not so Lazy! =p

Just so you know…

*drum roll*

I got out of bed!

I made my bed!

I got the soap for my washroom!

=D

YO!

Yayie me!!

Now let me work on my parhai status!

Oh and everyone! HAPPY PAAK RAATS!!

Remember me and my family in your prayers! Will surely remember you all! =)

I hea.. U hea.. All fair! =)

Okay.. so this is something me and my BEST friend came up with when we were having a moment of best friend good time! =) love you Shanaa!! =* There is no medicine better than a friend, a true selfless caring friend.. trust me! 

here goes!

I hea, u whea, no fair.

I eat. U hungry. No fair.

I pony tail. U bald, no hair.

I tired. U sit, no chair.

I sing, u hear, u scared.

I lonely, u dance, I stare.

I trip, u laugh, no fair.

U sad, u cry, I cheer.

I sad. U tease. No fair.

I angry. U calm. I yell.

I calm. U hug, I swell.

I secrets. U keep. No tell.

I, you, we together, we gel.

I dance. U try. I cough.

U dance. I hide. My laugh.

I camera. U pose. Say cheese.

I run, u chase. Police!

I lame, u lame. We rock!

Hot guys, facebook, we stalk!

I knock, u lock, no fair.

I listen. U talk, poor ears.

I jog, u walk. I fat.

I slap, u slap. So fair.

U hand. I hand. Held tight.

U here. Me here, sun bright.

Hold hands, we shall, forever fair.

Sana this is to us!

My Lazy Story!

Sometimes even I am lazy... Yeah... True story! And nowadays I am one BIG lazy soul! I’m lazier than a turtle... Even the turtle keeps going at a slow pace. Not me. When I’m lazy I just quit and hit the bed, put earphones in my ears (like I can put them anywhere else =p) and start wasting my time.

I get pissed at my family calling me to eat something… yeah I am so lazy I don’t wanna get up and eat. I get pissed at the stupid bed sheet of mine, which keeps getting messed up every time I pull its corners around to get those little “chuns” (what I call them) out! And don’t even get me started on the soap story!

Ok ok the soap story you wanna know? Here let me tell you! But don’t judge me ALRIGHT?

Okay so the dilemma is: the soap in my washroom is finished! No more! Nada! Gone! And I am just too freaking lazy to go upstairs and get a new one… you know it would take like 2mins but I am one big dheet individual sometimes! So every time I go to my washroom I pick up its remains and wash my hands... sometimes even the face wash! And come out happy! Not even slightly ashamed of myself!

And do you have any idea how much I have been sleeping? No? Thank God for that! In the last 48 hours ive slept for like 30! Beat that!!  

Okay another lazy story, which I AM starting to get ashamed of! Which is I guess… no I’m sure is every student’s dilemma every few months, yes… I am too lazy to study! Yani ab tou hadh hogai hai! My papers are from 11^th October, and sadly my study status sucks… But that’s not entirely my fault you know, its Ramazan and most of us find it hard to study nowadays. Most of us! but not my friends! =x my friend completed this huge unit on VIRUS during it! The first two periods at uni everyday everyone studies! Not me. I just ignore the world. And I’m so good at it!

But you know what? enough is enough! It’s high time!

*patriotic music*

It’s time to get up and make my bed properly once and for all, so it doesn’t get messed up so easily for a long time.

Its time I gather all my strengths, conquer my weaknesses and climb 20 stairs to get myself soap...

Its time I stop texting and writing about my lazy stories, GET UP and make new ones. The active ones!

And on a serious note its time I get my hands on Robbins, Lippin and Forensics and make them realize who’z their mommy! 

But all that... after I take a short nap!

C’mon I can’t do all that this early in the morning. Can i? =p

*chal bandh kamar kia darta hai… phir dekh Khuda kia karta hai* 

Orange Splash!!

so not the season for it.. but who cares!

=p

=)

warm.
happy.
content.
rain.

what more could i ask for? =)

Lagoh Prano.

It’s been a while since I last posted. I was going through a phase. And it was not good really. I had become an all in one package… emotional, sad, and depressed and all synonyms like so. (A pretty good example was my last post, I think it kind of narrated the stories I was going through.)

Anyways, now I am past it.

And I’ve never been more content and happy in being me right now. =)

How do I explain, how and what brought the better change. Something about it reminds me of a circuit path. When all connections one by one become intact, the bulb lightens. Or when the parcel is passed from one hand to another, slowly it reaches the final right place at the right time. Now that I think of it, my story kind of feels the same. Let me tell you.

Since months I have been trying to get my hands on a book I wanted to read, it belonged to my best friend and it couldn’t come to me because some more friends asked for it and it was with them. I waited and waited and finally I forgot. Meanwhile I went through this sad phase and it really hit my nerve one night. I was lost and hurt. I had never been more hurt in my life. The very next day, my friend texted me while I was in college that she had something for me. Yes, I finally got that book called Eat. Pray. Love.

That night I started reading it and Man! It was good. While reading it I began to think a lot and I too started to pray very regularly and wished for my inner peace. My contentment.  And like magic it started working.

I feel grown now. I feel good now. I am happy.                                                          

And I have no one to thank this time except me and my Allah.

Lagoh Prano means happy body and that’s.. what I feel.

Bitten Truth..

No place like home is what they say,

But that’s not always true, my way.

Escape is what I need sometimes,

As ivy on my heart climbs,

I want to flee far away,

And loose count of night and day.

Like a careless leaf with the wind sways.

Time heals all wounds is what they say,

But that’s not always true, my way.

With time, my scars deeped,

Never forgot how I weeped,

The lock on door remains still,

Reminds of pain,

That almost killed.

They love, is what they say,

But that’s not always true, my way.

Genuine and pure are words now,

An actor forgets them after the bow,

The things which meant the world to crowd.

Were never meant when said out loud.

I'm a Sad Face. Hello?

Veeeee for Reebie!!!

O yeah ahan!!
O yeah ahan!!!

*dances*

today is gonna be awesome!!
We are gonna have fun!
We are gonna look hot!
And gonna party ALL NIGHT LONG!!! =D

*more dance*

It's my friend's engagement and what else should i say... HOGAI PYAR KE JEET!! =p

hehe pretty lame right! =p

CONGRATULATIONS REEBIE AND HASAN!!! =D

Rent A Dulha!

lol, i just came across this pic i took in my first year at uni, it was the crazy day!
i wonder i would become on my crazy day?
Any ideas?

CARNIVALLLL!!!!!

Okay guys its always great to be a part of a thing thats so cool and noble at the same time and not to forget completely awesome as well...

This 19th, me and my friends are putting up this huge fundraiser event, called DUHS CARNIVAL! Try to be there.. im posting its Facebook page and the website here... Join JoIN JOIN!!! =)

Hoping to see you there!! =)

Sweat drops wish you a happy summer!

Not just a month ago i was here, sitting at our sea view (no!.. its the college one =p) and it was nice and pleasant (means the same thing so what?), and me and my group were planning a treat (which never really happened =x) at sea view boat basin (yes!.. the sea one =p) cz it sounded like a perfect outting for the group.. I mean what was possibly wrong with the plan when..

Nice weather.. CHECK!

Cars.. to be CHECKED!

Mansur paying.. CHEQUE!

Yeah! so all in all it seemed an brilliant idea.. (mine! ofcourse! =p)

Anyway, the point is, it was pleasant, and cool and I was still wearing those nice cotton clothes and my hair were dry and every where i looked there wasnt a drop of sweat running down people's profiles.. And then.. *time ran* and now i have landed again at sea view and the view isn't nice at all! Now as i look here and there and ofcourse at myself i see as if it is raining, not the achi wali rain from the sky but the sweat rain!!

With the sweat rain comes the tempers.. and they going pretty high like the temperature. Poor Tooba gets snapped by me alot.. =(

With the short tempers come the wards.. You wont agree with me more right? civil sucks in summers way more now.

With the summer wards come loadshedding multiplied by 100.. Why doesnt someone blast KESC please?

With the loadshedding comes the lawn billboards.. WHY THE HELL IS LAWN SO EXPENSIVE THIS TIME?!!!

*takes a minute to compose herself*

umm.. where was I? oh yes, the summmer... *makes it sound like a dirty word*..

So the thing is I can't figure out how can somebody like this season? what is so good about it? And pleassee dont say the word 'mangoes' as a reason.. Mango isn't a very good reason to like summers miss.you know who you are.. its a shameless fruit by the way! And what good could ice creams do except making you more thirsty at the end, right?

Khair,, my point is, helpless actually.. I cant do anything about it really, summers are here to stay for the longest time of the year here, and no one can help it..

What i would just want to lessen the irony is a rain shower every few days (Please Allah jee please) and nice non oily sun block and airconditioned wards and points and electricity in my house when i get home and no voltage fluctuations and dmc to open the halls with ac on during the breaks, Ramzaan off, Gamgheen Bhai to distrubute chilled colas among the thirsty children for free and someone to gift me few nice lawn suits while im at it and not promise it for my birthday (i need them NOW!). Well thats just about it, i know its not much but ill handle the rest myself.. =p

So, my real point is the we function best when the weather is nice and then its not that hard to get work done and study even.. (umm no?.. guess im just wrong there hehe..).

Lastly i want to, no i dont want to, i just think i should, even with all the rant i made, wish you a Happy Summer! Dont let it get you! Make silly memories with it while slurping ice lollies and dont forget to get a deo! =p

Happy Summer Everyone! =)

The Awesomest Show!

"How i met your mother" clearly! the! most! awesome! show! evaaa! (for me and yes i kno i kno for you too *cheater*) seemed not too awesome to me at first... Initially i thought..

Ted: the cute forever loser guy! *pity*

Barney: the 'pathetic woman user like a condom' dog! *blood boils*

Robbin: 'not even hot' but still gets Ted... =@ *sulk sulk*

Lily: Despo wife... should be in THAT drama! oh but shes NOT hot.. no she cant.. *who cares*

Marshal: I bet he drools when he sleeps, weird face giant! *puke*

Or in other words it never got much of my attention (unfortunate me =s)... but just a few months back i started seeing it and my views changed and i becamesss theirs biggestestestest Fan.. even bigger than the Titanics propellers... (ah i know that was lame =p)

Anyway the present views are..

Ted: the forever cute loser guy!.. but still manages to get a girlfriend at every occasion who lasts for an average of two episodes..=p but still he doesnt give up! =p

Barney: the 'pathetic woman user like a condom' dog! AKA GENIUS! =p

Robbin: 'not even hot' but still gets Ted... =@ ...and a LOSER anchor but stil gets Ted!! =p

Lily: Weird, despo wife... should be in THAT drama! oh but not hot.. no she cant.. AKA ...and has Marshal as a

hubbie... JACKPOT! =p

Marshal: I bet he drools when he sleeps, weird face giant! ...and has LILY the weird face despo as his wife... "Made in heaven" =p

So you see the views pretty much the same for me... but now i find it amazingly FUNNY! i love the cast and the pace and turns the drama takes, it has one great script and i literally fall of my sofa laughing during the drama!!! ... okay i dont... but yes its very very funny!

Those unfortunate beings who havent seen it so far... go DIE... umm noo dont die... go get it and see it! the season 5 just ended on star world and the last two episodes were EPIC!! =p

P.S... i found these pics on a random site and found them HILARIOUS!! so i thought i should share..

PPS... you know the producers should pay me for this kind of awesome advertisement.. if they do ill be like 'no no im doing out of my love for the cast' and as they turn around to leave, ill say... "GIVE ME THE MONEY" and ill be rich and ill fly off to disney land with the money and get a real cool cell phone (since my present is bothering me so much) or ill just... ummm.. well thats not related to this post... may be my next... =p

Here are they!! Enjoy!!

"the mystery bride"

the pic said that they were cheering micheal phelps. =p

haha!! like her breathe stinks!

=p

indiana jones.

Okay so go and watch it now!!! =p

p.s. my exams are still on, i just had a big gap for the practicals... in case you are wondering... keep praying!!

=)

Summery Blog!!

Temme temme...

Do You Like The New Look??

Poor Mee!

Thats what pharma is all about.

High Time!!

Yessss.... the days are coming closer and the clock is ticking... the countdown has begin...

EXAMSSSSS!!!!!!!!

cant say anymore... keep dropping by the blog... =) Until 5th may.. takecares!! and miss meeee!!

Potato Lovveee!!

Sometimes i surprise myself when i come up with something cool to say to people and that makes them happy.. Recently my BFF/apya/favorite person in the whole world was sad cz she thought she was too old now (she is just 24 =p), what went worse was when her brother came up with her age via some quiz... We were talking on texts...

Apya: Im too old..

Me: Oh God apya not again..!

Apya: Mj(bro) calculated my age.. my real age is 683 years!

Me: *faints* *dies* *decomposed* *extinct*

Me:

*my cool thing to say*

*drum roll*

Apya as long as you love Aaallooo (potatoes) you are not older than a toddler!

Apya: =)

Bored?... Try these!!

So this friend of mine told me im bored and idle nowadays and i have almost nothing to do.. can you help me??

Me *the ever happy to help* said yes!! and immediately told him to get rid of his house maid and get plenty of things to do! *genius* =D

I can soo relate with people who are bored cz i usually go through the same thing and its sooo frustating! I always ask people desperately WHAT SHOULD I DO?? and i alwaysss get the same answers.. Read a book, Cook something, Dust the house, Clean your bedroom... And all i can say to that is BORRRRIINNGGGG!!!!

So here are some ideas i came with for people who are fortunate that they dont have their exams right now like me!! *sulk*

1. mimic someone next to you.

yes do that, mimic every thing and every little thing they do, shift on sofa, copy the way the take their hands through their hair or even if they pick their nose.. =p and when they notice and say what are you doing, repeat that too! =p

2. SuperMarket Fun.

Okay this is to do if you are very bored and idle, go to a supermarket, dont take your wallet, yes DONT.. take a trolley and start filling it with all the stuff you always wanted to get but your parents thought they were a waste of money, put in all the expensive chocolates, the gadgets, the nice nice stuff toys and everything others are putting in their trolleys.. dont hesitate to steal from others trolleys when they are not looking! =p have funnn down all the aisles, now head to the payment counter... when the receipt is made, and the amount is HUGE! pretend thats not much, then look to right, look to the left, take your empty wallet out and SCREAM!!! "OH MY GOD HAVE BEEN MUGGED!!" and take your leave.. =p

3. Summer Rain.

Yes!!! dont we all love rain!! enjoy the rain... ok i know you are asking where is it raining? now now, ill tell you.. if you a religious person then sit and pray for rain... and when you get tired GET UP and take the matter in your own hands! yesss!! im serious all you need is a tea stainer...

well not this small.. a huge one!! and make a setting some thing like this...

And then bully your siblings to throw water from a garden pipe through that stainer with a great pressure! and stand against it and have the time of your life!! go lalala veeee!! sing dance whatever you think! =)

4. Take Dance Lessons.

Okay now this is my favorite... take dance lessons and no no no NOT WALTZ WARTS! NOT TANGO MANGO NOT KATHAK MATHAK!!! you neeeeed to learn BHANGRA!!! Its the most amazing dance evaaaa!! and with a great advantage... It will help you loose weight!! =D *knows many people agree with me at this.. genius like i said* =p

5. Internship.

Yes i have an excellent idea for a part time summer job... get yourself and ice cream cycle and start selling ice creams to some adjacent neighbourhood! =) And now again, enjoy the perks.. Have as many ice creams as you want too! All you need is to bully *God im turning mean* the buyers on getting two... and then say... "one for you!! and one for me!!" Yayie! And when they run off to get their parents... fleeee!! (thats exactly why i said adjacent, so that no one knows you... *smart*) =p

6. Dye your hair.

And that too with all the colors of the rainbow... and dont think of getting a wig =p and then try getting a job in the circus... =p

7. FOLLOW MY BLOG!!

okay now i thankGOD that shameless advertisement of ones blog aint banned or anything... so yeah rite! follow my blog, promote it, love it, comment on it! Not cz you are bored bt cz it will make me happy!! =)

Well thats for now... i hope you will like my ideas... and find them new and interesting and try them too!! Tell me what ya think!!

Until next time!

Toodles!

Random post by a Random Meeee!!! =p

The word 'random' describes me really nice.. i am random.. a complete mood recipe i am.. i can be happy sad depressed tensed tearful jumping dancing you name it... all these at the same time... if i am happy about a topic i covered, ill be sad and tensed about the topics remaining, if im tired and depressed and you play me a song and urge me to cheer up, DONT be surprised cz ill jump up and start dancing and laughing.. every one has a kinds of souls and my happy soul is usually dominant over the other moods... but that doesnt mean that im not serious and stupid.. =p

Anyways let me tell you nine really random things about me.. something i have to think and dig out of me... something you can only find out if you are real good friends with me or.. i just tell you like now... =p

Incase you are wondering why nine, well i came up with just these when i sat to write this post..

1. i can never grow my nails.

Girls are usually so good at it, and i admire beautifully done long nails, not the creepy long ones.. the nice long ones.. but i cant, im a nail biter, (not a nail eater mind it)..

2. i look good with and without my glasses.

*show off*

3. i judge people by looking at the kind of shoes they wear.

and clean feet count.. =p

4. i cant watch horror movies.

yeah im a weak hearted person, cant watch them even during the day!

5. I can watch scary bloody surgerys.

well thats why im becoming a doc.

6. If i am very happy, my hands tremble.

i dont know why, happy times make me shaky and clumsy!

7. I get physcogenic diarrhea when planning surprise partys.

Trust me i am an excellent party planner, but as the time tocks near you will find me more and more in the bathroom. =p

8. i know karate.

yes i learnt it in my childhood, im a green belt.. but i dont remember anything about it expect some moves.. but i still say that i know it.. (p.s i got 99/100 the highest in class in the first karate exam, the master told us that i deducted one mark just cz i was short..=p)

9. i like washing dishes.

hehehe.. i just love the sponges and liquid soaps, their clean smell and the colors, yellow blue and orange.

Well thats it, my nine... tell me yours and tell me if any of your's match with mine (i doubt they will =p)

Yayie! Tagged!! =)

It feels like filling a slam book all over again... God i was so crazy about them during the school time... I always thought i would read them when i grow up.. but NOT... i haven't ever since =p they are still there, lying among piles of old books =p.. anyway lets start with this one... Oh and Sanaaaa thankiesss!!

1. Food - Achar Gosht.. Biryani.. French fries!!! and yeah my precious treasure of chocolates!

2. Colour - Blueeeee!!!

This shade of blue the most!! =)

3. Animal - Fish.. Kittens and Baby Pigeons!

4. Sports Team - Mclaren Mercedes <3 (love you hami), Team Pakistan!

5. Dessert - *mouth waters* brownie ala mode!!

6. Artist/Singer/Band - Avril Lavigne, Enrique, Pitbull, Taylor Swift, Daughtry, Linkin Park!

7. Pair of Shoes - Stilletos and tradional kaula poris! =)

8. Outfit - Kurtas with chori daar pajamas!

9. Skinny Jeans - Naahhh!!! *my thighs need to breathe* =p

10. Brand - Khaadi, Funkasia, the body shop!

11. Perfume - Makes me sneeze... =s *aaachhooooo* the smell of new clothes!! =p

12. Accessory - A hot shiny bag or clutch! *sexyyy*

NOW CHECK THIS OUT!! =p

13. City - Karaachiiii!!!

14. Hobby - Dancingg!! Talking without full stop or commas! Thinking of new dresses!

15. Beauty Product - Kohl!! My blue liner! =D

16. Snack - Slims, GOL GAPPA!! Gola GAndaaaaaaaaa!!! *no one can eat just one* =p

17. Holiday - Hajj (INSHALLAH).. then Dubai!! *yayie*

18. Movie - Step Up 3!! A walk to remember! Confessions of a Shoppaholic! *i can relate to rebecca bloom you know*

yes yes the happiness!

19. Song - Nowadays its "this girl" by laza morgan.. =D oh and its one of the step up 3 song! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!

20. Guilty Pleasure - 2 actually!

Dancing when home alone.. and reading some specific scene in my favorite romantic novels again and again! =p

Now who should i tag?? =S ill cee! =)

*dances* lalalala!!

Corals Stupid Mind... a true story..

So i was thinking that sometimes you loose control of your mind and it seems to roam out and about in the autopilot gear.. then it takes you to places you have never been before our makes you think things you havent thought of before... sometimes the things are nice and thoughful and sensible but at other times they are way random and lame =p.

well thats what my mind did to me a while back and i started thinking about the shapes we used to draw in kindergarden..

Corals mind: STUPID GIRL! im exhausted... please close this pharma book!

Coral: no no please, i have to finish this as soon as possible.. please lets study!

Corals mind: NOOOO!! you stupid, once a semester nerdy girl! QUIT!!

Coral: *begging* please just one chapter..

Corals mind: NOOOO!!

Coral: *begging* okay please then one more page!

Corals mind: NOOOO!!! QUIT QUIT QUIT!!

Coral: *tries to concentrate on drugs, but suddenly sits back and relaxes, wonders what is

happening*

Corals mind: *takes the autopilot gear* Buhahaha!! thats what i do when you dont listen to me! *shows out his tongue aka cerebellum* =p

Coral: *helpless*

Corals mind: *makes coral draw different shapes she learnt in kindergarden*

Coral: hmmm... triangle... square... rectangle... (WTF am i drawing these for!!)... semi circle... circle... *stops*

Corals mind: I think circle is your favorite shape.

Coral: Circle is my favorite shape... (WTH is with me??)

Corals mind: Yes coral, circle IS your favorite shape..

Coral: WHY??

Corals mind: There might just me plently of reasons dear coral.. Think of some yourself...

Coral: hmmm..(Stupid mind making me think stupid things).. well i dont know... you tell me if you are so smart!

Corals mind: AHH.. WHEN WILL YOU START USING ME YOU STUPID GIRL?? *shows off its intellectualism* start with the obvious... It because... C for circle and C for coral!!

Coral: WHAT??! *dramatic shock though not that surprised by minds lameness*

Corals mind: Duhhh!! And lets think more... umm.. you like it cz its round and doesnt have sides.. you dont like multi sided people do you?

Coral: well yeah... but i like straight people..

Corals mind: ThankGod you cleared that up =p

Coral: no no no i mean i like people who are straight forward, no dual types you know...

Corals mind: Yes yes thats why its a circle... no sides you see..

Coral: And i might just like the way its going around, keeping to itself...

Corals mind: Yeaa, minding its own buisness.. *happy cz coral is finally out of pharma's spell* And you see, its kinds unique from all other shapes too..

Coral: Yeaa.. I like unique...

Corals mind: And it makes up such nice things around you...

Coral: Sun.. Stars from distance.. Even the flowers look the colorful circles to me.. well if i dont wear my glasses.. hehehe...

Corals mind: Feels good right...

Corals: Oh and these pie charts in this book are also circles...

Corals mind: *CRAP SHIT CRAP NOT THE PHARMA BOOK AGAIN*

Coral: *slightly broken from the lame 'circle' of thoughts* oh.. the pharma book!! You stupid mind of mine!! You made me waste so much time of mine! You *&$#*!!

Corals mind: *sad*

Coral: Now im gonna study this chapter and please let me do it now.. dont you dare drag me again to these weird thoughts of yours...

Corals mind: Well okay... It was fun though..

Coral: HMPH!!

*coral and corals mind start studying*

*after some time*

Coral: hey mind!?

Corals mind: yeah?

Coral: I love you my lame brain.. =p

Corals mind: *smiles and helps coral learn antimicrobial therapy*

NEXT DAY:

Coral texts Rindy: I think my favorite shape is circle!

Rindy: *takes off her eyes from the forensic book to see the text* ooo! circle... why?

Rindy's mind: I wonder what your favorite shape is?

RIndy: NOO!! i have to study right now!!

*Rindy's mind shifts to the autopilot gear*

Here we go again... =p =p

Crush or more..

Seeing him, gave me a start..

La la la went my heart..

Where ever he went,

Went my gaze..

Stalker i became..

I did my chase.

Placing my feet on his footprints on shore,

Hearing his voice, and wanting more..

To get a bit of him,

I sat on his places..

Tangled my heart..

Like shoe laces..

He was as if a highlighter..

Among the crowd..

A whole lot brighter..

Looked blue, when i was blue..

All i wanted..

Was to give him a clue..

That my heart skipped beats,

With his nearing feet..

That my cheeks went red,

With the funny things he said,

That my heart grew cold..

With the sad secrets he told..

That his smile took me high...

Gave my tummy a butterfly..

That his gaze made me fumble..

He was the sweetest cookie crumble..

And poor me is in a jumble..

But,

If its a crush or more,

its too soon to say..

but moments of togetherness,

is for what i wish

And pray!

Its all good!! =D

WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY TEAM!!!

These things of beauty.. might be joys forever...=p

Things are so many that it is confusing,

Which one deserves love and which one abusing..

But somethings are beautiful in their own special way,

And yes that might include lesbos and those who are gay..

Beautiful are your smelly socks which you are wearing for weeks,

Beautiful is the stale apple from which the worm peeks..

Joy was the time you had when you flattened the neighbors tyre,

Beautiful was the moment when your dad aimed a gun at you to fire..

Joy was the moment you had when you blew up the kitchen, home alone,

Beautiful was the moment when out of the house you were thrown..

Beautiful is the garbage bin, over flowing the street,

Beautiful is the stinky smell which comes every time you breathe..

Beautiful was the time when you last constipated,

Joy was the way you felt, when IT got out and you felt elated..

Things which are disgusting and make you go ewww,

Might not be as pretty as a flower with dew..

But still you cant say that you like seeing them never,

Cz for you they are at times a joy forever!!

=P

This one is esp for my beloved sannaaa!! Who shits pea but wonders how to pee shit... =p yes sana that is your beautiful joy forever... dun deny it!! Hahaha!! =p