Scanning my computer is one thing I do regularly… no matter what happens it’s the first and last thing I do when I start and finish using my laptop or my pc…
Right now, the AVG is running, it’s scanning my pc and 5 warnings have been found till now =(. I like the terms which the scanner uses… warnings, threats, heal, infections, security, cookies… (Yum Yum!)
Ever wondered what would be the results if you scan
Well… this was the overall result…
Time of starting scan: 4:00pm
Objects Scanned: Too many to count…=P
Viruses Found:
- Virus Eardrums: This subject is infected with this rare virus which amplifies the subject’s sound quality over a hundred times normal, unnecessarily allowing it to cause damage to others eardrums.
- Virus Talk: The subject has genetically inherited this virus from both sides of the families to be specific Subject Phopo and Subject Anni Baji. The virus grew so strong that now it is extremely hard to control. Some refer the subject as ultra talkative and others merely are well adapted to it, so now it doesn’t bother them... that’s the way to go!! =P
- Virus Cupid: The subject finds ways to make people fall in love with each other so that it could see happy feelings around it self, the subject loves the smell of crush and is often referred as the Helpline, cz it’s found extremely useful in such cases.
- Virus Stomach Twists: The subject is often found roaming around in places where it will have hope to find something to fulfill its stomach requirements. Some of the usual places are near the refrigerator, a chocolate aisle of a supermarket, and the good for nothing college canteen (bt still… =P). etc.
- Virus Laughter: The subject picks up a laugh when everyone laughs at a lame joke, and the laughter is in itself quite unique. It starts all of a sudden leaving the subject red and breathless… making the subject swing at 180 degrees and then the subject innocently inquires what the joke…was! =S
Above mentioned are only some of the viruses which were found, to know about the rest spent a week with me and let me know.
The subject is a no less than a threat itself but some of the threats which could harm the system are as follows:
- Xams: Every once in six months exams come a threat for the poor subject, scaring it, depressing it, making it leak salt water behind it optical lenses. The poor subject tries to concentrate but finds it very hard. Even then it faces this threat and then prays and begs for prayers.
- Khafgi: This is the threat of which the subject is most scared of. It can’t see other subjects upset because of itself. It makes it feel guilty and gives it a stomachache. The subject has a tendency to get attach to others very quickly and it literally freaks out, to think that sumone is hurt cz of subject.
Updates required:
- Vampirism: This feature of the subject is a bit outdated. It needs immediate updating. The updated stamina, strength and ability to overcome laziness will surely help the subject to prepare itself for the exam threat.
- Grip: This update is required by the subject so that it can overcome its clumsiness and handle things with care and avoid expensive damage.
- Sugharpan: This update is essential for the subject, since it’s a girl whose teenage will end next year unfortunately, so keeping with the traditions its should know the basics of cooking. The important ones include making roti and salan. =P
End of scan time: 4:46pm
*----End of scan result----*
Well that’s what my scan said… if u like to add more, don’t hesitate, post the viruses u find in me and the updates u want in me in the comment section... =)
I really had fun writing this post… I think ill do this scan once in a while from now on… do try it yourself.
Happy Scanning!!
