Monday, April 4, 2011

Corals Stupid Mind... a true story..




So i was thinking that sometimes you loose control of your mind and it seems to roam out and about in the autopilot gear.. then it takes you to places you have never been before our makes you think things you havent thought of before... sometimes the things are nice and thoughful and sensible but at other times they are way random and lame =p.

well thats what my mind did to me a while back and i started thinking about the shapes we used to draw in kindergarden..

Corals mind: STUPID GIRL! im exhausted... please close this pharma book!

Coral: no no please, i have to finish this as soon as possible.. please lets study!

Corals mind: NOOOO!! you stupid, once a semester nerdy girl! QUIT!!

Coral: *begging* please just one chapter..

Corals mind: NOOOO!!

Coral: *begging* okay please then one more page!

Corals mind: NOOOO!!! QUIT QUIT QUIT!!

Coral: *tries to concentrate on drugs, but suddenly sits back and relaxes, wonders what is
happening*

Corals mind: *takes the autopilot gear* Buhahaha!! thats what i do when you dont listen to me! *shows out his tongue aka cerebellum* =p

Coral: *helpless*

Corals mind: *makes coral draw different shapes she learnt in kindergarden*

Coral: hmmm... triangle... square... rectangle... (WTF am i drawing these for!!)... semi circle... circle... *stops*

Corals mind: I think circle is your favorite shape.

Coral: Circle is my favorite shape... (WTH is with me??)

Corals mind: Yes coral, circle IS your favorite shape..

Coral: WHY??

Corals mind: There might just me plently of reasons dear coral.. Think of some yourself...

Coral: hmmm..(Stupid mind making me think stupid things).. well i dont know... you tell me if you are so smart!

Corals mind: AHH.. WHEN WILL YOU START USING ME YOU STUPID GIRL?? *shows off its intellectualism* start with the obvious... It because... C for circle and C for coral!!

Coral: WHAT??! *dramatic shock though not that surprised by minds lameness*

Corals mind: Duhhh!! And lets think more... umm.. you like it cz its round and doesnt have sides.. you dont like multi sided people do you?

Coral: well yeah... but i like straight people..

Corals mind: ThankGod you cleared that up =p

Coral: no no no i mean i like people who are straight forward, no dual types you know...

Corals mind: Yes yes thats why its a circle... no sides you see..

Coral: And i might just like the way its going around, keeping to itself...

Corals mind: Yeaa, minding its own buisness.. *happy cz coral is finally out of pharma's spell* And you see, its kinds unique from all other shapes too..

Coral: Yeaa.. I like unique...

Corals mind: And it makes up such nice things around you...

Coral: Sun.. Stars from distance.. Even the flowers look the colorful circles to me.. well if i dont wear my glasses.. hehehe...

Corals mind: Feels good right...

Corals: Oh and these pie charts in this book are also circles...

Corals mind: *CRAP SHIT CRAP NOT THE PHARMA BOOK AGAIN*

Coral: *slightly broken from the lame 'circle' of thoughts* oh.. the pharma book!! You stupid mind of mine!! You made me waste so much time of mine! You *&$#*!!

Corals mind: *sad*

Coral: Now im gonna study this chapter and please let me do it now.. dont you dare drag me again to these weird thoughts of yours...

Corals mind: Well okay... It was fun though..

Coral: HMPH!!

*coral and corals mind start studying*

*after some time*

Coral: hey mind!?

Corals mind: yeah?

Coral: I love you my lame brain.. =p

Corals mind: *smiles and helps coral learn antimicrobial therapy*

NEXT DAY:

Coral texts Rindy: I think my favorite shape is circle!

Rindy: *takes off her eyes from the forensic book to see the text* ooo! circle... why?

Rindy's mind: I wonder what your favorite shape is?

RIndy: NOO!! i have to study right now!!

*Rindy's mind shifts to the autopilot gear*

Here we go again... =p =p


10 comments:

  1. Cooooooooolllllllllll i wish i could write in same passion

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  2. Wow Nerd,I wish my mind was that cooperative.It thinks and makes me do everything but study.
    But thankfully,it hasn't betrayed me in the examination halls,*yet*.
    Cool post,and I'm sorry I missed you out in the award giving,you deserved one,anyhow you are so awesome that you'll get loads of 'em very soon.And not bees rupey kilo exactly but free of cost.
    Cheers.

    PS:Did I forgot to tell you that adore your blog?

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  3. LoL. Pharma does drive you crazy. Good luck! =)

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  4. hmm....nice one...

    And my brain has a tongue of its own...always keep talking....even when I so dont want to listen to it....hmm....

    Thanks for dropping by...I am honored.

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  5. haha. this was funny. my mind does seem to have a mind of its own as well sometimes. it prevents me from studying, too. boohoo. :(

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  6. @ noor: thankiyou dear!!

    @massi: lol at passion

    @hamza: my mind has to co operate obviously, how would i be a doc without it? =p

    p.s. i think you are adorable.

    @sid: yeaaaa!!!

    @thinking: =)

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  7. @ ishashime

    lol... we are all in the same boat! =p

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  8. Trust me . This happens to me ALL the time . I don't even need to prove it to you -- tumhay nahee pata houga tow kisay pata houga =P
    This was SO funny and also very long - aankhun mai dard hogaya, but i am SMILING =p you're brain is *************. haha. moti. ur crazy, woman! <3
    I luv how a circle minds itz own bizniz =) actually i like how u thought of it.
    PS : can i bee the purple fishie?

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  9. @ sana!

    yayie!!! hugs sana! mind likes to play mindless games with us! =p

    yeah sure!!! purple fishie is you!! match with your blog =p

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Cz i will love you for it!! =p