Random post by a Random Meeee!!! =p

The word 'random' describes me really nice.. i am random.. a complete mood recipe i am.. i can be happy sad depressed tensed tearful jumping dancing you name it... all these at the same time... if i am happy about a topic i covered, ill be sad and tensed about the topics remaining, if im tired and depressed and you play me a song and urge me to cheer up, DONT be surprised cz ill jump up and start dancing and laughing.. every one has a kinds of souls and my happy soul is usually dominant over the other moods... but that doesnt mean that im not serious and stupid.. =p

Anyways let me tell you nine really random things about me.. something i have to think and dig out of me... something you can only find out if you are real good friends with me or.. i just tell you like now... =p

Incase you are wondering why nine, well i came up with just these when i sat to write this post..

1. i can never grow my nails.

Girls are usually so good at it, and i admire beautifully done long nails, not the creepy long ones.. the nice long ones.. but i cant, im a nail biter, (not a nail eater mind it)..

2. i look good with and without my glasses.

*show off*

3. i judge people by looking at the kind of shoes they wear.

and clean feet count.. =p

4. i cant watch horror movies.

yeah im a weak hearted person, cant watch them even during the day!

5. I can watch scary bloody surgerys.

well thats why im becoming a doc.

6. If i am very happy, my hands tremble.

i dont know why, happy times make me shaky and clumsy!

7. I get physcogenic diarrhea when planning surprise partys.

Trust me i am an excellent party planner, but as the time tocks near you will find me more and more in the bathroom. =p

8. i know karate.

yes i learnt it in my childhood, im a green belt.. but i dont remember anything about it expect some moves.. but i still say that i know it.. (p.s i got 99/100 the highest in class in the first karate exam, the master told us that i deducted one mark just cz i was short..=p)

9. i like washing dishes.

hehehe.. i just love the sponges and liquid soaps, their clean smell and the colors, yellow blue and orange.

Well thats it, my nine... tell me yours and tell me if any of your's match with mine (i doubt they will =p)

Yayie! Tagged!! =)

It feels like filling a slam book all over again... God i was so crazy about them during the school time... I always thought i would read them when i grow up.. but NOT... i haven't ever since =p they are still there, lying among piles of old books =p.. anyway lets start with this one... Oh and Sanaaaa thankiesss!!

1. Food - Achar Gosht.. Biryani.. French fries!!! and yeah my precious treasure of chocolates!

2. Colour - Blueeeee!!!

This shade of blue the most!! =)

3. Animal - Fish.. Kittens and Baby Pigeons!

4. Sports Team - Mclaren Mercedes <3 (love you hami), Team Pakistan!

5. Dessert - *mouth waters* brownie ala mode!!

6. Artist/Singer/Band - Avril Lavigne, Enrique, Pitbull, Taylor Swift, Daughtry, Linkin Park!

7. Pair of Shoes - Stilletos and tradional kaula poris! =)

8. Outfit - Kurtas with chori daar pajamas!

9. Skinny Jeans - Naahhh!!! *my thighs need to breathe* =p

10. Brand - Khaadi, Funkasia, the body shop!

11. Perfume - Makes me sneeze... =s *aaachhooooo* the smell of new clothes!! =p

12. Accessory - A hot shiny bag or clutch! *sexyyy*

NOW CHECK THIS OUT!! =p

13. City - Karaachiiii!!!

14. Hobby - Dancingg!! Talking without full stop or commas! Thinking of new dresses!

15. Beauty Product - Kohl!! My blue liner! =D

16. Snack - Slims, GOL GAPPA!! Gola GAndaaaaaaaaa!!! *no one can eat just one* =p

17. Holiday - Hajj (INSHALLAH).. then Dubai!! *yayie*

18. Movie - Step Up 3!! A walk to remember! Confessions of a Shoppaholic! *i can relate to rebecca bloom you know*

yes yes the happiness!

19. Song - Nowadays its "this girl" by laza morgan.. =D oh and its one of the step up 3 song! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!

20. Guilty Pleasure - 2 actually!

Dancing when home alone.. and reading some specific scene in my favorite romantic novels again and again! =p

Now who should i tag?? =S ill cee! =)

*dances* lalalala!!

Corals Stupid Mind... a true story..

So i was thinking that sometimes you loose control of your mind and it seems to roam out and about in the autopilot gear.. then it takes you to places you have never been before our makes you think things you havent thought of before... sometimes the things are nice and thoughful and sensible but at other times they are way random and lame =p.

well thats what my mind did to me a while back and i started thinking about the shapes we used to draw in kindergarden..

Corals mind: STUPID GIRL! im exhausted... please close this pharma book!

Coral: no no please, i have to finish this as soon as possible.. please lets study!

Corals mind: NOOOO!! you stupid, once a semester nerdy girl! QUIT!!

Coral: *begging* please just one chapter..

Corals mind: NOOOO!!

Coral: *begging* okay please then one more page!

Corals mind: NOOOO!!! QUIT QUIT QUIT!!

Coral: *tries to concentrate on drugs, but suddenly sits back and relaxes, wonders what is

happening*

Corals mind: *takes the autopilot gear* Buhahaha!! thats what i do when you dont listen to me! *shows out his tongue aka cerebellum* =p

Coral: *helpless*

Corals mind: *makes coral draw different shapes she learnt in kindergarden*

Coral: hmmm... triangle... square... rectangle... (WTF am i drawing these for!!)... semi circle... circle... *stops*

Corals mind: I think circle is your favorite shape.

Coral: Circle is my favorite shape... (WTH is with me??)

Corals mind: Yes coral, circle IS your favorite shape..

Coral: WHY??

Corals mind: There might just me plently of reasons dear coral.. Think of some yourself...

Coral: hmmm..(Stupid mind making me think stupid things).. well i dont know... you tell me if you are so smart!

Corals mind: AHH.. WHEN WILL YOU START USING ME YOU STUPID GIRL?? *shows off its intellectualism* start with the obvious... It because... C for circle and C for coral!!

Coral: WHAT??! *dramatic shock though not that surprised by minds lameness*

Corals mind: Duhhh!! And lets think more... umm.. you like it cz its round and doesnt have sides.. you dont like multi sided people do you?

Coral: well yeah... but i like straight people..

Corals mind: ThankGod you cleared that up =p

Coral: no no no i mean i like people who are straight forward, no dual types you know...

Corals mind: Yes yes thats why its a circle... no sides you see..

Coral: And i might just like the way its going around, keeping to itself...

Corals mind: Yeaa, minding its own buisness.. *happy cz coral is finally out of pharma's spell* And you see, its kinds unique from all other shapes too..

Coral: Yeaa.. I like unique...

Corals mind: And it makes up such nice things around you...

Coral: Sun.. Stars from distance.. Even the flowers look the colorful circles to me.. well if i dont wear my glasses.. hehehe...

Corals mind: Feels good right...

Corals: Oh and these pie charts in this book are also circles...

Corals mind: *CRAP SHIT CRAP NOT THE PHARMA BOOK AGAIN*

Coral: *slightly broken from the lame 'circle' of thoughts* oh.. the pharma book!! You stupid mind of mine!! You made me waste so much time of mine! You *&$#*!!

Corals mind: *sad*

Coral: Now im gonna study this chapter and please let me do it now.. dont you dare drag me again to these weird thoughts of yours...

Corals mind: Well okay... It was fun though..

Coral: HMPH!!

*coral and corals mind start studying*

*after some time*

Coral: hey mind!?

Corals mind: yeah?

Coral: I love you my lame brain.. =p

Corals mind: *smiles and helps coral learn antimicrobial therapy*

NEXT DAY:

Coral texts Rindy: I think my favorite shape is circle!

Rindy: *takes off her eyes from the forensic book to see the text* ooo! circle... why?

Rindy's mind: I wonder what your favorite shape is?

RIndy: NOO!! i have to study right now!!

*Rindy's mind shifts to the autopilot gear*

Here we go again... =p =p

Crush or more..

Seeing him, gave me a start..

La la la went my heart..

Where ever he went,

Went my gaze..

Stalker i became..

I did my chase.

Placing my feet on his footprints on shore,

Hearing his voice, and wanting more..

To get a bit of him,

I sat on his places..

Tangled my heart..

Like shoe laces..

He was as if a highlighter..

Among the crowd..

A whole lot brighter..

Looked blue, when i was blue..

All i wanted..

Was to give him a clue..

That my heart skipped beats,

With his nearing feet..

That my cheeks went red,

With the funny things he said,

That my heart grew cold..

With the sad secrets he told..

That his smile took me high...

Gave my tummy a butterfly..

That his gaze made me fumble..

He was the sweetest cookie crumble..

And poor me is in a jumble..

But,

If its a crush or more,

its too soon to say..

but moments of togetherness,

is for what i wish

And pray!

Its all good!! =D

WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY TEAM!!!

These things of beauty.. might be joys forever...=p

Things are so many that it is confusing,

Which one deserves love and which one abusing..

But somethings are beautiful in their own special way,

And yes that might include lesbos and those who are gay..

Beautiful are your smelly socks which you are wearing for weeks,

Beautiful is the stale apple from which the worm peeks..

Joy was the time you had when you flattened the neighbors tyre,

Beautiful was the moment when your dad aimed a gun at you to fire..

Joy was the moment you had when you blew up the kitchen, home alone,

Beautiful was the moment when out of the house you were thrown..

Beautiful is the garbage bin, over flowing the street,

Beautiful is the stinky smell which comes every time you breathe..

Beautiful was the time when you last constipated,

Joy was the way you felt, when IT got out and you felt elated..

Things which are disgusting and make you go ewww,

Might not be as pretty as a flower with dew..

But still you cant say that you like seeing them never,

Cz for you they are at times a joy forever!!

=P

This one is esp for my beloved sannaaa!! Who shits pea but wonders how to pee shit... =p yes sana that is your beautiful joy forever... dun deny it!! Hahaha!! =p

Baby Turtle...

These are for the times I and you felt lonely... Like a baby turtle...

Hanging in the middle,

Standing in the corner,

Staying out and away,

Like someone foreign..

Like a fish out of water,

I don't know if i belong,

Like a baby turtle feels,

Waiting for a wave to take along..

Like a moon i seem to shine,

With the light thats not mine,

Loaned glow from the sun,

Just for a while.. Just for sometime..

I envy the stars,

I envy the clouds,

I envy the fish,

And their togetherness around..

As shadows surround,

And the shine glooms,

I await every fourteenth night,

For my full moon..

=)