Sweat drops wish you a happy summer!

Not just a month ago i was here, sitting at our sea view (no!.. its the college one =p) and it was nice and pleasant (means the same thing so what?), and me and my group were planning a treat (which never really happened =x) at sea view boat basin (yes!.. the sea one =p) cz it sounded like a perfect outting for the group.. I mean what was possibly wrong with the plan when..

Nice weather.. CHECK!

Cars.. to be CHECKED!

Mansur paying.. CHEQUE!

Yeah! so all in all it seemed an brilliant idea.. (mine! ofcourse! =p)

Anyway, the point is, it was pleasant, and cool and I was still wearing those nice cotton clothes and my hair were dry and every where i looked there wasnt a drop of sweat running down people's profiles.. And then.. *time ran* and now i have landed again at sea view and the view isn't nice at all! Now as i look here and there and ofcourse at myself i see as if it is raining, not the achi wali rain from the sky but the sweat rain!!

With the sweat rain comes the tempers.. and they going pretty high like the temperature. Poor Tooba gets snapped by me alot.. =(

With the short tempers come the wards.. You wont agree with me more right? civil sucks in summers way more now.

With the summer wards come loadshedding multiplied by 100.. Why doesnt someone blast KESC please?

With the loadshedding comes the lawn billboards.. WHY THE HELL IS LAWN SO EXPENSIVE THIS TIME?!!!

*takes a minute to compose herself*

umm.. where was I? oh yes, the summmer... *makes it sound like a dirty word*..

So the thing is I can't figure out how can somebody like this season? what is so good about it? And pleassee dont say the word 'mangoes' as a reason.. Mango isn't a very good reason to like summers miss.you know who you are.. its a shameless fruit by the way! And what good could ice creams do except making you more thirsty at the end, right?

Khair,, my point is, helpless actually.. I cant do anything about it really, summers are here to stay for the longest time of the year here, and no one can help it..

What i would just want to lessen the irony is a rain shower every few days (Please Allah jee please) and nice non oily sun block and airconditioned wards and points and electricity in my house when i get home and no voltage fluctuations and dmc to open the halls with ac on during the breaks, Ramzaan off, Gamgheen Bhai to distrubute chilled colas among the thirsty children for free and someone to gift me few nice lawn suits while im at it and not promise it for my birthday (i need them NOW!). Well thats just about it, i know its not much but ill handle the rest myself.. =p

So, my real point is the we function best when the weather is nice and then its not that hard to get work done and study even.. (umm no?.. guess im just wrong there hehe..).

Lastly i want to, no i dont want to, i just think i should, even with all the rant i made, wish you a Happy Summer! Dont let it get you! Make silly memories with it while slurping ice lollies and dont forget to get a deo! =p

Happy Summer Everyone! =)

The Awesomest Show!

"How i met your mother" clearly! the! most! awesome! show! evaaa! (for me and yes i kno i kno for you too *cheater*) seemed not too awesome to me at first... Initially i thought..

Ted: the cute forever loser guy! *pity*

Barney: the 'pathetic woman user like a condom' dog! *blood boils*

Robbin: 'not even hot' but still gets Ted... =@ *sulk sulk*

Lily: Despo wife... should be in THAT drama! oh but shes NOT hot.. no she cant.. *who cares*

Marshal: I bet he drools when he sleeps, weird face giant! *puke*

Or in other words it never got much of my attention (unfortunate me =s)... but just a few months back i started seeing it and my views changed and i becamesss theirs biggestestestest Fan.. even bigger than the Titanics propellers... (ah i know that was lame =p)

Anyway the present views are..

Ted: the forever cute loser guy!.. but still manages to get a girlfriend at every occasion who lasts for an average of two episodes..=p but still he doesnt give up! =p

Barney: the 'pathetic woman user like a condom' dog! AKA GENIUS! =p

Robbin: 'not even hot' but still gets Ted... =@ ...and a LOSER anchor but stil gets Ted!! =p

Lily: Weird, despo wife... should be in THAT drama! oh but not hot.. no she cant.. AKA ...and has Marshal as a

hubbie... JACKPOT! =p

Marshal: I bet he drools when he sleeps, weird face giant! ...and has LILY the weird face despo as his wife... "Made in heaven" =p

So you see the views pretty much the same for me... but now i find it amazingly FUNNY! i love the cast and the pace and turns the drama takes, it has one great script and i literally fall of my sofa laughing during the drama!!! ... okay i dont... but yes its very very funny!

Those unfortunate beings who havent seen it so far... go DIE... umm noo dont die... go get it and see it! the season 5 just ended on star world and the last two episodes were EPIC!! =p

P.S... i found these pics on a random site and found them HILARIOUS!! so i thought i should share..

PPS... you know the producers should pay me for this kind of awesome advertisement.. if they do ill be like 'no no im doing out of my love for the cast' and as they turn around to leave, ill say... "GIVE ME THE MONEY" and ill be rich and ill fly off to disney land with the money and get a real cool cell phone (since my present is bothering me so much) or ill just... ummm.. well thats not related to this post... may be my next... =p

Here are they!! Enjoy!!

"the mystery bride"

the pic said that they were cheering micheal phelps. =p

haha!! like her breathe stinks!

=p

indiana jones.

Okay so go and watch it now!!! =p

p.s. my exams are still on, i just had a big gap for the practicals... in case you are wondering... keep praying!!

=)

Summery Blog!!

Temme temme...

Do You Like The New Look??

Poor Mee!

Thats what pharma is all about.

High Time!!

Yessss.... the days are coming closer and the clock is ticking... the countdown has begin...

EXAMSSSSS!!!!!!!!

cant say anymore... keep dropping by the blog... =) Until 5th may.. takecares!! and miss meeee!!

Potato Lovveee!!

Sometimes i surprise myself when i come up with something cool to say to people and that makes them happy.. Recently my BFF/apya/favorite person in the whole world was sad cz she thought she was too old now (she is just 24 =p), what went worse was when her brother came up with her age via some quiz... We were talking on texts...

Apya: Im too old..

Me: Oh God apya not again..!

Apya: Mj(bro) calculated my age.. my real age is 683 years!

Me: *faints* *dies* *decomposed* *extinct*

Me:

*my cool thing to say*

*drum roll*

Apya as long as you love Aaallooo (potatoes) you are not older than a toddler!

Apya: =)

Bored?... Try these!!

So this friend of mine told me im bored and idle nowadays and i have almost nothing to do.. can you help me??

Me *the ever happy to help* said yes!! and immediately told him to get rid of his house maid and get plenty of things to do! *genius* =D

I can soo relate with people who are bored cz i usually go through the same thing and its sooo frustating! I always ask people desperately WHAT SHOULD I DO?? and i alwaysss get the same answers.. Read a book, Cook something, Dust the house, Clean your bedroom... And all i can say to that is BORRRRIINNGGGG!!!!

So here are some ideas i came with for people who are fortunate that they dont have their exams right now like me!! *sulk*

1. mimic someone next to you.

yes do that, mimic every thing and every little thing they do, shift on sofa, copy the way the take their hands through their hair or even if they pick their nose.. =p and when they notice and say what are you doing, repeat that too! =p

2. SuperMarket Fun.

Okay this is to do if you are very bored and idle, go to a supermarket, dont take your wallet, yes DONT.. take a trolley and start filling it with all the stuff you always wanted to get but your parents thought they were a waste of money, put in all the expensive chocolates, the gadgets, the nice nice stuff toys and everything others are putting in their trolleys.. dont hesitate to steal from others trolleys when they are not looking! =p have funnn down all the aisles, now head to the payment counter... when the receipt is made, and the amount is HUGE! pretend thats not much, then look to right, look to the left, take your empty wallet out and SCREAM!!! "OH MY GOD HAVE BEEN MUGGED!!" and take your leave.. =p

3. Summer Rain.

Yes!!! dont we all love rain!! enjoy the rain... ok i know you are asking where is it raining? now now, ill tell you.. if you a religious person then sit and pray for rain... and when you get tired GET UP and take the matter in your own hands! yesss!! im serious all you need is a tea stainer...

well not this small.. a huge one!! and make a setting some thing like this...

And then bully your siblings to throw water from a garden pipe through that stainer with a great pressure! and stand against it and have the time of your life!! go lalala veeee!! sing dance whatever you think! =)

4. Take Dance Lessons.

Okay now this is my favorite... take dance lessons and no no no NOT WALTZ WARTS! NOT TANGO MANGO NOT KATHAK MATHAK!!! you neeeeed to learn BHANGRA!!! Its the most amazing dance evaaaa!! and with a great advantage... It will help you loose weight!! =D *knows many people agree with me at this.. genius like i said* =p

5. Internship.

Yes i have an excellent idea for a part time summer job... get yourself and ice cream cycle and start selling ice creams to some adjacent neighbourhood! =) And now again, enjoy the perks.. Have as many ice creams as you want too! All you need is to bully *God im turning mean* the buyers on getting two... and then say... "one for you!! and one for me!!" Yayie! And when they run off to get their parents... fleeee!! (thats exactly why i said adjacent, so that no one knows you... *smart*) =p

6. Dye your hair.

And that too with all the colors of the rainbow... and dont think of getting a wig =p and then try getting a job in the circus... =p

7. FOLLOW MY BLOG!!

okay now i thankGOD that shameless advertisement of ones blog aint banned or anything... so yeah rite! follow my blog, promote it, love it, comment on it! Not cz you are bored bt cz it will make me happy!! =)

Well thats for now... i hope you will like my ideas... and find them new and interesting and try them too!! Tell me what ya think!!

Until next time!

Toodles!